How does a conversation about chewing gum end with an airline pilot wondering whether he should fly with a trash bag over his shoe?
Welcome to Seniority.
Connie has a simple complaint: gum loses its flavor too quickly. Within minutes, the Seniority gang has moved from chewing gum to church, stepping in discarded gum, dog poop, airline travel—and Helena’s surprisingly practical solution to an unfortunately scented shoe.
Paul isn’t convinced.
Helena doesn’t understand the problem.
And Jayden sees an opportunity to torment Cybil.
Rose eventually says what anyone witnessing this conversation would be thinking:
“There’s never any too far with you people.”
Myra’s response?
“Sugar, it’s a badge of honor with them.”
And that may explain the entire Seniority gang better than anything we could write here.
Seniority
For everyone over 50. And everyone headed there.
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