ANDY ACCIOLI

The Man Who Started All This. He'd Like to Apologize.

Then we explain that Andy created these people, theoretically controls what happens to them, and increasingly has evidence suggesting otherwise.

We can include the real creative connection—retirement, writing, your advertising background, bits of real life that found their way into Seniority—and make the joke that somewhere along the way the characters stopped waiting for permission.

And his profile can end with something like:

Andy writes the Seniority Series.

Ida allows him to put his name on it.